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If Men Ruled the World... Laws

- Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.- Car rental agencies would rent tanks.- Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.- It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car as long as you returned it within 24 hours with a full tank of gas.- Get Out of Jail Free cards would be considered legal documents.

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