A man rushes out of his wife's hospital room. "Doctor, doctor -- my wife's been in a coma for several months, but when I just touched her left breast, she sighed!""That's very encouraging," says the doctor. "Go back and touch her right breast. See if she reacts."A few minutes later, the man rushes out again: "Doctor, she moaned!""Very good," says the doctor. "Now try oral sex. She should certainly react to that!"Five minutes later, the man comes out back out, white as a sheet. "Doctor -- she died.""No! What happened?" the doctor exclaims."Well, doc," the man says tearfully, "she choked."