Little Johnny's first grade class was playing "Name That Animal." The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?""A cat!" said Suzy."Good job. Now, what's this animal?""A dog!" said Ricky."Good. Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad.""I know!" called out Little Johnny. "A horny bastard!"