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Always Bring the Fingers

A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do.""But I don't have the fingers!""Why didn't you bring the fingers?!" asks the incredulous doctor."Doc, I couldn't pick them up."

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