After graduating from college, Joe was increasingly hampered by worse and worse headaches. By his 30th birthday, he decided to seek medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who could diagnose the problem."The good news is that I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."Joe was shocked, but after the years of suffering, he decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.When he left the hospital, his mind was finally clear, and he felt like he needed a new beginning.He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need: a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see, size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?""It's my job."Joe tried on the suit, and it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." Sure enough, it was an exact fit.As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure."The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see, 9-1/2 E." Again, the salesman was spot on.Joe walked comfortably around the shop in the new shoes, and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat?" Without hesitating, Joe said, "Sure."The salesman eyed Joe's head and said, "Let's see, 7-5/8." The hat fit perfectly.Joe was feeling great. Finally, the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see, size 36."Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."