A guy walks down the street and trips over an old oil lamp. As he picks it up, a genie pops out and says, "I will grant you one wish."The surprised man says, "I want to live in a mansion in Hawaii, but I am afraid of boats and planes, so I want there to be a bridge from here to there."The genie sighs, "That's too much work. Sorry, can't make it happen."The man says, "Fine, then I want to understand women."The genie replies, "Would you like two lanes or four on that bridge?"