A Cork, Ireland radio station was holding an on-air contest to see who could come up with the best word not in a dictionary that would still make sense in a sentence. One of the first callers used the word G-O-A-N, pronounced "go-an."

"Okay, caller. How would you use this in a sentence?"
"Go-an. Goan f**k yerself!" Concerned about it being a family show, the DJ quickly hung up on the man. After fielding a bunch more unsuccessful calls, another caller calls up with the word S-M-E-E, pronounced "smee."
"Okay, caller. How would you use this in a sentence?"
"Smee again. Goan f**k yerself!"