A robber breaks into a home and hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you."Startled, he asks, "Who said that?"Again, the voice says, "Jesus is watching you."The robber turns around to see a parrot. He asks the parrot what his name is. The parrot replies, "Cornelius."The robber asks, "Who names a parrot 'Cornelius'?"The parrot replies, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus."