A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland. The topic of discussion was the new medical technology from their countries.

'In my country," a German doctor said, "medicine is so advanced, we can perform heart surgery on a person on Monday, and have him back to work in 2 weeks."

"That's nothing," a Japanese doctor said. "We can perform an appendectomy on a person on Tuesday, and have him back in work by Saturday."

"That's nothing!" said an American doctor. "We can take an a**hole from Arkansas, put him in the White House and half the country is out of work the next day!"