-- All men are idiots, and I married their king.-- Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.-- I brake for no apparent reason.-- Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.-- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.-- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.-- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.-- Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.-- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.-- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off NOW.-- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.-- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.-- Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.-- Consciousness cuts into my napping.-- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.-- There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.-- Keep honking. I'm reloading.