Tarzan is attacked by a lion in the jungle. The animal rips off Tarzan's arm, eye and penis. His jungle friends help him by giving him the spare parts he needs -- the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a d**k.Later, Cheeta the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him."Tarzan like. With new eye, can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee.""Why's that?""It keep picking grass and shoving in Tarzan's ass."