Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking.

"What do you want for breakfast?" asked the mother.

"S**t, I want some f**king pancakes," said the first brother.

The mother slapped him across the face.

"We don''t talk like that in this house. Now, how about you, son? I hope you''ve learned a lesson from your brother. What do you want for breakfast?"

"I''ve sure learned my lesson! You can bet your ass I don''t want any f**king pancakes!"