Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own.A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?""Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?""I got fired.""No, Bill -- I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?""Oh, um, she got fired, too."