A beautiful woman loves to garden, but can't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. She asks her neighbor, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"He replies, "Twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."The woman decides to do the same thing. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to the garden. Her neighbor asks, "How did it go? Did you tomatoes turn red?""No," she replies, "but my cucumbers are enormous."