10. Tommy Lee's Kickachickee 9. Lorena Bobbit's Cutaweewee 8. Tanya Harding's Wackaneenee 7. Kenneth Starr's Catchacrookie 6. Louis Farakhan's Killawhitey 5. O.J. Simpson's Killachickee 4. Michael Jackson's Wannabewhitey 3. President Clinton's Getacoochie 2. Ellen Degeneres' Lickacoochie 1. Monica Lewinsky's Camp Suckapeepee