-- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.-- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.-- Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.-- C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.-- Why doesn't it ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"?-- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.-- Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)-- E Pluribus Modem-- >File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)-- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny.-- A mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral available.-- A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.-- Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.-- Windows: just another pane in the glass.-- Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.-- All computers wait at the same speed.-- Go ahead, make my data.-- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.-- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.-- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.-- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.