A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him....Clerk: Hey, how did the wedding go? Man: Well, we got married. Clerk: That's good! Man: No, that's bad. I wasn't wearing any clothes. Clerk: Oh that is bad! Man: No, that's good -- she didn't care and she's rich. Clerk: Oh, that is good. Man: No, that's bad. She won't give me any or spend any of it. Clerk: Oh, that's bad. Man: No, that's good: She bought a house. Clerk: Oh, that's good Man: No, that's bad -- it burned down. Clerk: Oh that is bad. Man: No that's good -- she was in it!