-- When You're Asked to Suck At Your Job-- What Really Goes Down In The White House-- How I Blew It In Washington-- Finding the Softer Side of Senators-- Clear and Present Boner-- Breaking the Gag Rule-- Entering D.C.'s Inner Circle-- Secret Services to the President-- Deep Inside the Senate-- All Night Filibusting-- Meeting the Chief of Staff-- Preparing Your Paternity Brief-- The Traditions of Toilet Stall Toe-Tapping-- What Politicians Don't Know About Cell Phone Logs