Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road."Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep."I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!""Hey lady," says the shepherd, "if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"