An old lady notices a little girl frolicking in the park with her dog. She asks, "What's your name, little girl?""Blossom," answers the girl."Oh, that's a beautiful name. How did you get it?""Well, my mommy was pregnant and a blossom fell out of a tree and landed right on her tummy, so she named me Blossom.""Oh, that's so nice. What's your dog's name?""Porky.""Why Porky?""Because he f**ks pigs."