-- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.-- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.-- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.-- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.-- It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.-- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.-- I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.