Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma's house and found her laying in bed.

Little Red Riding Hood said, ''Grandma, what big eyes you have!''

Grandma: ''The better to see you with, my dear.''

Little Red Riding Hood: ''Grandma, what big ears you have!''

Grandma: "The better to hear you with, my dear.''

Little Red Riding Hood: ''Grandma, what a big mouth you have!''

Grandma: ''Of course I do, have you seen Grandpa's d**k?!?''