A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a 'sex on the beach'. She notices a slick dude at the end of the bar with a prominent feature.

"Hi big guy," she says, batting her eyelashes.

"Oh hello, beautiful," he says stepping closer to her.

"I couldn't help but notice what big feet you have," as a look of wonderment spreads across her face.

"You know what that means..." he coos.

"Yes, trouble for the ants," she says.