An old man enters a confessional and proudly exclaims, "Father, I have to tell you what happened to me last night. I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two 18-year-old women for eight hours!"The stern priest replies, "That is a sin. I will have to give you a penance.""Father, you can't give me a penance.""Why not?""Because I'm Jewish."The perplexed Father asks, "Then why are you telling me?""I'm telling everyone!"