-- Let's watch Lifetime.-- Sex is overrated.-- I don't want to go too far on the first date.-- Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you.-- Don't we owe your mother a visit?-- I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down.-- Dessert goes right to my hips.-- I hate when I miss Oprah.-- Does this suit make me look fat?-- I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.