No, really, I'm OK to drive.-- I'm wasted, but I'm too embarrassed to have anybody see who I'm taking home with me."I'm not used to these darts."-- I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I'm this bombed."You get this one, next round is on me."-- One of us is going to pass out before it's time for another round. "I've had like 10 beers already."-- I've only had three beers, but I need an excuse to behave this way."I'm out of here. I have to work in the morning."-- I owe $100 to the guy who just walked in the door and I've been avoiding him since football season."What do you have on tap?"-- What's cheap?