-- Since my last report, this employee not only hit rock bottom, he's begun tunneling.-- His team would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.-- I would not allow this employee to breed.-- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.-- He sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve them.-- This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.-- Clients detest this employee on sight.-- She brings a lot of joy whenever she leaves the room.-- If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.-- A prime candidate for natural de-selection.-- Already donated his brain to science.-- An employee of two minds: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.-- If you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change.-- Unbelievable that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg.-- The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.