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Prison vs. Work

-- In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work, you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.-- In prison, you get three meals a day. At work, you get 30 minutes for a meal you buy or bring yourself.--In prison, you get time off for good behavior. At work, good behavior is rewarded with more work.-- In prison, they allow your family and friends to visit. At work, even personal calls are disallowed.-- In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers. At work, you are the taxpayer.-- In prison, everyone knows when you drop the soap. At work, everyone knows when you drop the ball.--In prison, you spend most of your time waiting to get out from behind bars. At work, you spend most of your time waiting to go into the bars.--In prison, there are sadistic wardens. At work, there are managers.-- In prison, you can get shivved. At work, you get shafted.

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