-- None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth.-- Tampax! Get your Tampax here!-- Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race!-- Sex with your sister? Man, that's sick.-- My God, this is a splendid Merlot.-- Hey, you with the large breasts, out of the way. We're trying to watch a race here.-- Jeeves, be a good man and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attach case. Then fetch me some clotted cream for my scone.-- What a coincidence, Hank, all my friends are boycotting Hooters, too.-- These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel Richie concert.-- Good morning, Mr. Trickle. We at 'Depends' understand you're looking for a new corporate sponsor.-- Filling in for Dale 'The Intimidator' Earnhardt today is substitute driver, Michael 'Lord of the Dance' Flatley.-- And now, singing our national anthem, international recording artist Boy George.