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More Signs That You're Out of College

-- Your refrigerator holds more solid foods than liquids.-- You've lost the thread on your favorite soap opera.-- 8 a.m. means shower and shave, not wake and bake.-- You file taxes with more than three digits.-- You hear your favorite songs in doctor's waiting rooms and when you're on hold with the bank.-- You're not carded anymore for anything.-- You carry an umbrella.-- You now know there's no such thing as "looking mature."-- You get your news from sources other than ESPN and MTV.-- Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's and Mad Dog.-- Doing shots and smoking cigarettes guarantees midnight dry heaves and a sinus attack instead of midnight skinny dipping and a Big Mac attack.-- You go from 130 days to seven days of vacation time.-- You actually eat breakfast foods -- at breakfast time.

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