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Murderous Neighbor

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!""Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel.""You tightwad!" blurts the spectator."Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill.""You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout.The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?""I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"

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