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Parachutes for two

Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on a plane when the plane suddenly develops engine troubles.

"Bad news," the lawyer said. "There are only two parachutes. You and me will go."

"What about the boy?" asks Michael.

"Screw the boy!"

"Do we have time?"

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