The strident prosecutor begins:

''Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the State will prove that this defendant did in fact discard his breeches and insert his member into the innocent sheep; that he did ejaculate into said sheep and remove his member, whereupon this sheep turned around and licked his member clean.''

Then one member of the jury turned and whispered to the other juror and said, ''The good ones will do that you know."