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Computers: She or He?

Why computers seem female:-- No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.-- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.-- The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."-- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.-- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories.Why computers seem male:-- They have a lot of data but are still clueless.-- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they are the problem.-- As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.-- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.-- Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

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