A frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband. Her doctor told her to give him one pill a night, and that he would call to check in with her after a week.

That night, the wife popped one pill in her husband's food and got a good rogering.

The next night she gave him two pills. The sex was even greater than the night before.

The following night she decided to give him the whole bottle. The sex was unimaginable.

A week later, the doctor called to check on the patient. The couple's son answered the phone and sounded shaky. The doctor asked to speak to his mother. The son replied that his mother was in the hospital, the maid was pregnant, his butt was hurting, and his dad was standing naked in the front yard, yelling, "Here kitty, kitty...."