-- -- Everyone around you has an attitude problem.-- You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.-- The dryer has shrunk every single pair of your jeans.-- Your man is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.-- You're dialing up every bumper sticker with a "How's my driving?" phone number.-- You're considering that God might be male.-- You're daydreaming about menopause.-- You're adding bacon bits to your popcorn.-- You're crying in the drugstore because they're out of orange Tic-Tacs.-- The ibuprofen bottle is empty again.