-- You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.-- If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.-- The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.-- You don't have to keep in touch with the person who gives you some.-- 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.-- If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.-- It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning with pleasure.-- You can do the whole neighborhood.