Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
With a pitchfork.
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies?
He ate his way out.
What's more fun then a barrel of monkeys?
A barrel of zombie babies.
What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner?
That same baby three weeks later.